Cash for Clunkers
Cash for Clunkers. You've no doubt heard about this great
government giveaway. If you haven't then I am going to go
on the assumption that you are living under a rock and
have no internet access so your not reading this anyway!
No, no this is not about politics, or my opinion on the
current mess that those elected officials have us in..
So just in case you don't know, let me fill you in on how
this works.
You bring in your old junk heap and the powers that be
will give you far more than it is probably worth!
Now it does have to be a pretty bad clunker, at least bad enough that it isn't producing an acceptable gas milage.
So make sure you have a really bad clunker, not just a little bit of a clunker!
That's
not all! When you give up your old junker, and accept this
generous plan you will walk away with a brand new shiny
car with all the bells and whistles. Give up the old and
get brand new and they pay you to do it! You can't get
much better than that, can you?
When times were bad and money was tight, uncle sam came
through for you!
Of course there is the fact that your going to have that
nasty little car note now that you didn't have before,
but, no worries, that bill won't come due for a while and
neither will the increased insurance that you weren't
paying on the old clunker. Maybe the boss will toss you
some extra work to help cover these little unexpected
expenses!
Well that is if he hasn't been taxed out of
business to pay for those wonderful government goodies.
You might also want to keep an eye on that check stub as
well for that tax increase thats surely coming soon. After
all someone has to pay for your freebies!
Let's not worry now about all those nasty little details!
After all, your cruising through life now in a brand new
ride, with a brand new beat and you'll be the envy of all
your friends!
OK, I'm really not going on a rampage over government
give-a-ways. Honest I'm not!
It's just that I've got a similar plan to offer you!
Let's call it
The Cross for Clunkers!
Catchy huh? Well you see, it seems to me that this cash
for clunkers plan isn't exactly a new idea. While I doubt
very seriously that anyone in washington is taking their
ideas from God's word, there is a very similar plan
outlined there.
It doesn't have anything to do with your ride, or lack
thereof, it's a plan to trade in your clunker of a life
for a brand new one!
Let me fill you in on this plan!
In this plan we will replace the "powers that be" with God, the power that IS!
He's offering a great deal too, only he isn't interested in your car or it's milage. He wants your clunker of a life.
Unlike Cash for Clunkers you won't have to determine if your clunker of a life is a little bit bad, or a real non producing junker of a clunker. It won't matter if your a pretty good clunker or the bottom of the barrel smoking and gurgling down the road clunker.
Any ole clunker of a life is welcome. Anyone!
You bring your old clunker of a life to the foot of the cross and he'll give you a brand new one! It's just that simple. No contracts to sign, no new bill lurking in the not to distant future. He won't raise your taxes either!!
God will replace your clunker of a heart with a brand new spirit filled one, yes with all the bells and whistles! Not only are you debt free, as he paid the entire price, rather than just a debatable portion of it, your insurance is paid up to. Your not just in good hands now, your in heavenly hands!
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